Bro just stream already

Bruh

ahhhhhhh yes tabbing out

I love how he starts the live stream and says I'm 4 sec early and the live chat goes like late x2000

Egg no chicken

I did not breath for the entirety of the steve return part

He's how to basic

Technoblade go brrrr

Title : egg 🥚 5 million people : interesting

The egg got into Techno’s mind and was immediately bullied into submission by all the other voices

EGG: DOOO UUU THINK U AREEE STRONNGER THAAAN MEEE? Techno : Shut up or ill make a omlett out of u Egg : Hello Techno 'in dreams voice" MrBeast : i have 100 000 dollars Egg has been Destroyed

probably a polar bear ot a wolf (mostly a pola bear) could of killed the foxes

Get that curse egg away from me i dare u

i love my scrambled eggs Can we SCRAMBLE THE EGGS

The wiry discussion microcephaly reign because burma beautifully contain in a striped observation. abrupt, five peak

Bbh: the dark side is pretty chill maybe you should like join or something

Why do I find the fact that whenever the egg makes sounds, you can hear technoblade clicking as the funniest thing ever?

The egg talk to the tommy on his channle

Lol

badboyhalo a blood⁉️‼️⁉️‼️‼️

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD'S!!! SUCK IT BAD!!

I saw lack of eg.

egg I came here because I uhhhhhh I turned into A EGG😎

Egg

Wait, so does he not understand Puffy’s note? Or is he making a joke about it Also, decided to look at the live chat reply, I did not realize how often people chant in his streams. Like, I knew people chanted here, but wow. There was just a wall of “ONE OF US” while they were in the boats. Alsoalso, can’t believe they called Ranboo a child. The title of child is reserved for the youngest person on the server, which is Tommy. Ranboo is a minor. *Not* a child

27:22 I knew it! Antarctic empire flag from Earth smp!

I miss this guy hopefully he stream with Phil tomorrow

boi

11/10 thumbnail

Me: just stab badboyhalo and destroy the egg Script: nope

1:23:55 benis

Egg

ITS The Empire of Egg of Post Government Cultists not "egg Mormon" XD

I'd turn this "egg" into cake.

proof that the dream smp has run out of ideas EDIT: nvm techno resisted the egg

Bad trying to be ominous: The Egg wants..... EVERYTHING... Techno: oh no It wants my stuff? I don’t want to give it my stuff....!

52:30

The egg is literally the most boring plot on the server

Hey Tenchno, just wondering, where did u get ur mic from cause I just started a new HUeye channel and my mic audio isn’t too great. But yeah it would help me out. Cheers.

eg

Egg

BBH be like... U Muffin head

1:24:01

1:18:04 the entire chat: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

In 10m return to hypixel he well create pig rank

Egg

techno eggno :D

Egg

i just realized techno is rich, but every 00000000000.00000000.05 seconds someone donates

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Why would you try to stab a child. My mans swords name is orphan obliterator lmfao Edit: spelling

i subbed as asked

Anyone gonna tell ranboo they make noises of near by mobs

Bruh technoblade is sick of getting money what kind of man hates money

If already seen this a LOONG time ago bro i want da new

This is tbe 123rd livestream POG!

Ranboo is techno's new bodyguard

steve

egg

drean should use the revive book to revive edward the enderman

Just a guy walking his bear through hell

I want milk but its 6 am and i havent slept

Lamas in hats be like

Technoblade is your skin girl?

The egg is an orphan it has no parents and we all know what happens to orphans

1:20:10

I would do money

THE EPIRE IS A CULT

Lol just imagine if "the note" triggered an explosion

Ranboo sneak 100/100

1:03:22 Lmao "I'm not too hungry right now. Can I politely decline your Lore Sandwich?"

Its been 2 weeks how my alive

Steve: This is how you live life in the edge

52：29 lmao he was on discord

Steve the orphan saved by the orphan killer

don't listen to himmmm the egg is bad, too late? xd

Noob

1:20:00 the chat

Plot Twist: Steve was so inspiring that BBH changed his skin from red to white.

and im translating this all for the comment section to know ok i have school

the sixth time oh god this is actually getting tiring but anyways it just made a wind sound

the fifth time it said "nooooo" this is what i think it said on the fifth time

the fourth time the egg talked it said "you cant do anything"

the third time the egg talks it just whispers i couldn't hear what the egg whispered sadly

than the second time the egg talks says "there is nothing you can do i am more powerful than you"

The egg is 100% saying "do you think your more powerful than me?"

I have found out the main charter IT's steve

STEVE.

epic thumbnail lol

egg.

This would be super sick to animate XD

imagine disliking a techno video

Technoblade would only join the eggpire if a huge fox came out of it??

Soon it will controle all players

Kill the egg

man when steve almost died i literally fell out of my seat.

I love how i say "startin the streamm" before techno

hi

I love it when technoblade acts because he’s not good at it

i love u texhno